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A few years back, I was sitting at the dock of the bay wasting time.
A mermaid came out of the water and told me how humans are not only becoming unhealthier by the day, but they are dragging down the entire planet.
I said: yeah, but humans are too lazy to do anything about it. They just want to have fun!
To solve this problem, she said: the engineers in Atlantis invented a sizzling fun machine.
It will provide the best fun for the entire family from young to old. Not only that but it will keep people healthy, provide the most efficient personal transport, and it’s pollution-free!
I said: wow, you use this machine in Atlantis?
She said: no, it is for humans to use on land since you’re the problem.
I said: what is it? How does it work?
She said: it has two wheels and gears. People will love using it, and it is fast, portable, and takes up minimal space for storage and transport.
I said: sounds impossible, can I have one?
She said: I will give you the engineering plans only if you agree to sell them at an affordable price and provide great customer service.
I said: ok, deal.
Before I could ask how a fish can speak English, she left the plans and disappeared into the bay.