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Once upon a time, a few years back, I was chilling at the dock of the bay, wasting time, and trying to catch some fish.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mermaid appeared and started chatting me up about how humans are becoming unhealthier and dragging down the entire planet. But being the eternal optimist, I was like, "Yeah, but humans just wanna have fun, amirite?"
Then, she dropped a bombshell. The engineers in Atlantis had invented a sizzling, new fun machine that could keep people healthy, provide efficient personal transport, and was pollution-free!
Of course, I was skeptical. I mean, how could a machine be so much fun and still be good for you? But this mermaid was dead serious. She said it had two wheels, gears, and was lightning-fast. Plus, it was super portable and took up minimal space for storage and transport.
"Sounds like a dream come true," I said. "Can I have one?"
The mermaid replied, "Sure thing, but only if you agree to sell them at an affordable price and provide great customer service."
I nodded eagerly. "You got it!"
And just like that, before I could even ask how a fish could speak English, she vanished into the bay, leaving behind the engineering plans.
And that's how ZiZZO was born! So, if you want to be part of the fun and help save the planet at the same time, sign up for ZiZZO news and updates today!
